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#402 kirjoitettu 02.07.2010 19:21

Here we are lining up another midnight matinee
Horny raincoat brigade waiting for the grand opening
We pay the tickets with shaky hands and rush inside the movie hall
We are wearing no underwear so our cocks can just pop out

Finally the lights are fading now the film starts to roll
You can sense the excitement blood's rushing to our cocks
Our hand are working hard the sound of movie so loud
That nobody pays any attention even if we cum out aloud

We are the raincoat brigade
Our hands are working hard
In a dark movie hall
You don't wanna sit next to us

I have cum twice tonight and ready for a third go
My cock's swollen, bleeding, hurting and I am gonna continue
By the time this flick is over we are red faced sweating pigs
We know we will be back tomorrow cause they are showing shaved clits

We are the raincoat brigade
Our hands are working hard
In a dark movie hall
You don't wanna sit next to us

#403 kirjoitettu 06.07.2010 17:58

I'm in a cold grey room
With a 40 watt light bulb
Sick to death of it all
I've got forty-three channels on this TV
I keep watching science fiction, horror films, animation

Anything to make me feel
Anything to make me feel at all
Anything to make me feel
Anything to make me feel at all

I keep looking at the paint peeling off my walls
I keep looking at the random shape they form
I need stimulation
Visual complication
I gotta get out of this hole

Anything to make me feel
Anything to make me feel at all
Anything to make me feel
Anything to make me feel at all

Under the strip light, in the mirror
I can see my eyes
Recall a new set
I almost want it to happen

Now I know I'm in in control...

Anything to make me feel
Anything to make me feel at all
Anything to make me feel
Anything to make me feel at all

#404 kirjoitettu 09.07.2010 22:24

What have you come here for
Do you want your blood money
What have you come here for
Do you want your b&L#%/!#/&(%¤

What have you come here for
Do you want to cut some flesh
What have you come here for
Do you want to c%&(%%&u#¤"

Save your breath for someone else
I stuck it out to the bitter end

If I could get inside your
If I could get inside your head
If I could get inside your
If I could get inside your head

When you talk to me, I don't believe it
Whatever you want from me, I can't give it

The rain comes down, the radio plays some hits
You wanna talk to me all night, and that's just...
BULLSHIT!

If I could get inside your
If I could get inside your head
If I could get inside your
If I could get inside your head
If I could get inside your head

I stuck it out to the bitter end

#405 kirjoitettu 10.07.2010 00:16

...Miks piti luvata
Että saa kuvata

Sillä kun me erottiin
Sä laitoit minut nettiin
Niinkuin luonto minut tarkoitti

Sinä munapää
Et voi ymmärtää...

#406 kirjoitettu 10.07.2010 00:24

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Todella ärsyttävä varmasti lukea, mutta en nyt jaksa ruveta rivittelemään.

#407 kirjoitettu 10.07.2010 00:26

K. Vainio kirjoitti:
Sinä munapää
Et voi ymmärtää...


Oih

#408 kirjoitettu 11.07.2010 14:56

Sleeping, I saw you in a dream.
Hey, I'm feeling kinda sick these days.

I come along. I smell the air.
I hear them smile and I'm beside me.
My head feels light and so are theirs.
Frames are molded once again.
I feel it come. I go outside and I lay down in the cool grass.
When I look up it isn't there, but you can sense it in the evening.

And then I run.
And then I run.
And then I run.
And then I run.
And then I run.
And then I run
And then I run.

I guess I should have seen them coming.
I guess I should have seen them.
I should have seen them.
And then I run.

#409 kirjoitettu 11.07.2010 15:08

Fitz kirjoitti:
Sleeping, I saw you in a dream.
Hey, I'm feeling kinda sick these days.

I come along. I smell the air.
I hear them smile and I'm beside me.
My head feels light and so are theirs.
Frames are molded once again.
I feel it come. I go outside and I lay down in the cool grass.
When I look up it isn't there, but you can sense it in the evening.

And then I run.
And then I run.
And then I run.
And then I run.
And then I run.
And then I run
And then I run.

I guess I should have seen them coming.
I guess I should have seen them.
I should have seen them.
And then I run.

Loistava! Huh.

#410 kirjoitettu 11.07.2010 15:20

You took their lead
Made their belief
Their arrogance
Made you dance

Your life is debt
Your house, your cage
Your trust turned to dust
the dream is on rust

Resentful, paranoid
alcoholized
Don't know why
Stick to routine to stay sane
Yet nothing feels safe

Invisible hand sows the seeds
work ethic dictates our needs
old instinct, new form,
we should glorify, conform
Lost worth, lost value, lost reason
Unrest remains
Lost worth, lost value, lost reason
Unrest remains

STOCK CRASH
WINDOWS SMASHED
STREET WAR
CORPORATE STATE
DEBT RATES
WORTHLESS SLAVES
ILLUSION FADES
UNREST REMAINS
STOCK CRASH
WINDOWS SMASHED
STREET WAR
CORPORATE STATE
DEBT RATES
WORTHLESS SLAVES
ILLUSION FADES
UNREST REMAINS

Your fear, their profit
their fear, your faith
Frightened, abused, tired
no more in the line

Our life is debt
our work, our outrage
our trust turned to dust
the dream is on rust

Invisible hand sows the seeds
work ethic dictates our needs
old instinct, new form,
we should glorify, conform
Lost worth, lost value, lost reason
Unrest remains
Lost worth, lost value, lost reason
Unrest remains

Digital money rots
in the night echo gunshots
Stratify, discriminate
First isolate
then genocide

No more sedation
turn off medication
Head hurts, fists bleed
no more needs to satisfy
Remember
we could breath
nurse a dream
have belief
strenght of mind
See through
all clear
aching mankind

See through
life
see through
roles we play
See through
needs
see through
roles they play
Raise yourself
self-respect
don't submit
don't regret
Raise yourself
self-respect
don't fake
don't regress

#411 kirjoitettu 15.07.2010 01:16

Well it's 1969 okay
All across the USA
It's another year
For me and you
Another year
With nothing to do

Last year I was 21
I didn't have a lot of fun
And now I'm gonna be 22
I say oh my and a boo hoo
And now I'm gonna be 22
I say oh my and a boo hoo

It's 1969 okay
All across the USA
It's another year
For me and you
Another year
With nothing to do
Another year
With nothing to do
It's 1969

#412 kirjoitettu 19.07.2010 13:02

Scandinavian Music Group - Hölmö rakkaus


Miehellä on kaikkea hyvät naiset ja rahaa
ihmiset puhuu siitä mielellään pahaa
se on kaunis mies
sillä on usvainen pää
ja kun sitä aamuisin särkee se sänkyyn jää

Muistatko miltä tuntuu
juopua kesäyönä
hölmöstä rakkaudesta
kastella jalat heinikossa
tanssittaa tyttöä laiturilla
siellä missä kaislat kumartaa

Naisella on kaikkea hyvät miehet ja rahaa
se toisinaan unohtuu vaikkei se tarkoita pahaa
se lenkkeilee
sillä on terävä pää
ja kun se sydämen särkee
se sänkyyn jää

Muistatko miltä tuntuu
juopua kesäyönä
hölmöstä rakkaudesta
kastella jalat heinikossa
suudella poikaa aidan takana
siellä missä nokkoset lakastuu

Housun napit avataan, kaadutaan
eikä nousta milloinkaan

Muistatko miltä tuntu
juopua kesäyönä
hölmöstä rakkaudesta
kastella jalat heinikossa
suudella poikaa aidan takana
siellä missä nokkoset lakastuu

#413 kirjoitettu 19.07.2010 13:59

"Tänään kaikki muuttuu
vaikka tekee kipeää
tiedät itsekin sen
emme taivu enempää

mene pois tai viimein jää
tää rakkaus vaatii vaivaa, ei taivaanmaalaajaa"

-----

"Anna mun uida sun mekkoon
Saanko nyt koskettaa ihan mihin vaan
Tyydy en vain yhteen suukkoon
Olet niin kaunis mua helvetisti haluttaa"

-----

"Kulta tuu jo, mun kulta tuu jo
Lakanatkin huokaa
Kulta tuu jo, mun kulta tuu jo
Vesipatja jäätyy"

#414 kirjoitettu 20.07.2010 22:33

Genesis - No Son Of Mine

Well the key to my survival
was never in much doubt
the question was how I could keep sane
trying to find a way out

Things were never easy for me
peace of mind was hard to find
and I needed a place, where I could hide
somewhere, I could call mine

I didn't think much about it
til it started happening all the time
soon I was living with the fear everyday
of what might happen that night

I couldn't stand to hear the
crying of my mother and I remember when
i swore that,
that would be the
Last they'd see of me
And I never went home again

they say that time is a healer
and now my wounds are not the same
I rang that bell with my heart in my mouth
I had to hear what he'd say

He sat me down to talk to me
he looked me straight in the eyes

he said:

You're no son, you're no son of mine
No you're no son, you're no son of mine
You ou walked out, you left us behind
and you're no son, no son of mine

oh, his words how they hurt me, I'll never forget it
and as the time, it went by, I lived to regret it

You're no son, you're no son of mine
but where should I go,
and what should I do
you're no son, you're no son of mine
but I came here for help, oh I came here for you

Well the years they passed so slowly
I thought about him everyday
what would I do, if we passed on the street
would I keep running away

in and out of hiding places
soon I'd have to face the facts
we'd have to sit, down and talk it over
and that would mean going back

they say that time is a healer
and now my wounds are not the same
I rang that bell with my heart in my mouth
I had to hear what he'd say

He sat me down to talk to me
he looked me straight in the eyes

he said:

You're no son, you're no son of mine
You're no son, you're no son of mine
When you walked out, you left us behind
and you're no son, you're no son of mine

oh, his words how they hurt me, I'll never forget it
and as the time, it went by, I lived to regret it

You're no son, you're no son of mine
But where should I go and what should I do
You're no son, you're no son of mine
But I came here for help, oh I was looking for you
You're no son, you're no son of mine - oh
You're no son - hi yeah, hi yeah, hi yeah, hi yeah
You're no son, you're no son of mine - oh-oh, oh-oh...

#415 kirjoitettu 21.07.2010 12:06

Leinikit auringon säteiden oikaisevat vartensa aamuun
nuokkuen ylle horisontin kuin notkistavat kaarikaulansa
villijoutsenvalkolumpeet jotka terälehväsiipineen
johdejuovaa kirkkauden sillan lipuvat unelmiensa seimeen

Varjojen virrasta
valoon virittyneet linnut
jo erottuvat loistollaan
päivän tuoden sulissaan

Aavan välkehtivän pilkesillalla puhkeavat lauluun surulliseen
lootuslinnut pisarat vierien hämärää hyvästellessään
kunnes viimein hiljaa noruvat
sarastekaikuina uniin lapsien

Varjojen virrasta
valoon virittyneet linnut
jo erottuvat loistollaan
päivän luoden laulullaan

Varjojen virrasta
valoon virittyneet linnut
jo erottuvat loistollaan
päivän tuoden sulissaan

Hortoillen kuin suolaraekipinä särjetyllä lasilla veen
pohjoistuulen joiku kaihojen
puhkoo tiensä ilman kuumenneen lailla väreilevään
sydämeen
----------------------------------------------------

Toimii aina ja hienosti kikkailtu kolmoismerkitys viimeisellälauseella.

#416 kirjoitettu 21.07.2010 12:51 Muok:21.07.2010 12:59

Vesterinen Yhtyeineen - Kukaan ei koskaan

Niin se on, minä taivun voimasta aaltojen,
Niin se nyt on, että laituri haaveeksi jää

Suolainen on maku huulilla katkera,
Veri suonissa kiehuu, vie minut aaltoihin

Kukaan ei koskaan voi sun paikkaa ottaa
Kukaan ei mun maailmasta tee kauniimpaa
Kukaan ei koskaan voi sun paikkaa ottaa
Kukaan ei mun maailmasta tee kauniimpaa

Tietenkin minä voimani tunnossa pillastuin
Mies kun liikoja luulee, niin laituri haaveeksi jää

Tiedät sen, että rannalle vieläkin rimpuilen,
Mieli pinnalle pyrkii, täällä painavat aaltoihin

Kukaan ei koskaan voi sun paikkaa ottaa
Kukaan ei mun maailmasta tee kauniimpaa
Kukaan ei koskaan voi sun paikkaa ottaa
Kukaan ei mun maailmasta tee kauniimpaa

Kukaan ei koskaan voi sun paikkaa ottaa
Kukaan ei mun maailmasta tee kauniimpaa
Kukaan ei mun maailmasta tee kauniimpaa

#417 kirjoitettu 21.07.2010 14:42

"If You Love Somebody Set Them Free"

If you need somebody, call my name
If you want someone, you can do the same
If you want to keep something precious
You got to lock it up and throw away the key
If you want to hold onto your possession
Don't even think about me

If you love somebody, set them free

If it's a mirror you want, just look into my eyes
Or a whipping boy, someone to despise
Or a prisoner in the dark
Tied up in chains you just can't see
Or a beast in a gilded cage
That's all some people ever want to be

If you love somebody, set them free

You can't control an independent heart
Can't tear the one you love apart
Forever conditioned to believe that we can't live
We can't live here and be happy with less
So many riches, so many souls
Everything we see we want to possess

If you need somebody, call my name
If you want someone, you can do the same
If you want to keep something precious
You got to lock it up and throw away the key
If you want to hold onto your possession
Don't even think about me

If you love somebody, set them free

#418 kirjoitettu 21.07.2010 16:06

Faija opetti jo muksusta, moraali on rikkaiden luksusta

#419 kirjoitettu 22.07.2010 14:37 Muok:22.07.2010 14:48

Hail Satanus, Hail Belsebub, Hail Saviour BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!

#420 kirjoitettu 24.07.2010 13:31

I declare
that we're all just shit
and I believe
we'll die like it

But I can try
to still be me
then realize

Anything is mine
Anything is mine

I declare
that we're all just shit
and I realize

Anything is mine
Anything is mine

Anything is mine

#421 kirjoitettu 24.07.2010 14:23

Kaikki käy, en oo nirso
Hikoon edessäni netin kirjo
Fyysisen ruumiini laitan likoon
Kun mä surffaan viileeki hikoo
Beibi pervoillaan
Kerro mitä sul on yllä
Linkkaa verkkoo taas
Ei tarkottaakin kyllä
Et voi karata. Ei!
Etkä mua karistaa
Unissani homma menee
sisään ulos ravista

Hikoilen ku raiskaaja, oo!
Hikoilen ku raiskaaja, oo!
Hikoilen ku raiskaaja, oo!
Hikoilen ku raiskaaja

#422 kirjoitettu 24.07.2010 14:33

Kalavedet uituna, suunnitelmat puituna
Multa löytyy nyt hamppuu myös kuituna
Juuri siksi mun on aina lämmin ja
tyhmyydet jäi, kun hamppu sivuutti kännin
Lakipykälät Suomes tuottaa harmeja
Mäki näin unta, mutta en niin karmeita
Silminkantamattomiin hamppufarmeja
Kuussataa wattisten lamppujen armeija

#423 kirjoitettu 24.07.2010 16:41

Holy Mother of the simple one,
When you smile at me you bring me down,
You betray your thoughts.
All your prayers too low.

Now out of debt, you speak in tongues,
And out of bread, your work is done,

And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.

And your dream, absolve,
And your path, dissolve.

#424 kirjoitettu 24.07.2010 16:48

Let's play
Let's play
Let's play
Let's play
Let's play like we were brothers
Let's play like brothers do
Let's play like we were brothers
Let's play like brothers do
I have made a promise
Why don't you
Why don't you
I have said I love you
Do you love me too
Do you love me too
Like brothers do
Like brothers do
We are brothers
We are brothers
Brothers from a different father
We are brothers
We are brothers
Brothers from a different mother
Let's play
Let's play
Let's play like brothers do
Let's play
Let's play
Let's play like brothers do

#425 kirjoitettu 24.07.2010 17:45 Muok:24.07.2010 17:59

ein schoener junger prinz. verirrte sich im wald.
ploetzlich wurde es dunkel. da packten ihn die
raeuber. doch einer von den raeubern liebte diesen
prinzen. ich liebe dich mein prinz. ich liebe dich
mein raeuber.

#426 kirjoitettu 25.07.2010 23:43

Jätkäjätkät - Sylissä taivaan alla

Miten niin joku sänkysi alla?
Ootko tehny solmun mieleen?
Rauha murusina maailmalla
Saanut pelosta kumppanin viereen
Sydän ei aukee sitä suojaamalla
Laula tuska pois tuudittamalla
Hyvässä sylissä taivaan alla - turvassa ain.

#427 kirjoitettu 28.07.2010 19:51

eR3o kirjoitti:
Helle, saa ihmiset epävireeseen.
Helle päiväkausia jatkuva.
Helle.

Tehtaat seisoo, toimistot seisoo, kellot seisoo kun ihmiset eivät jaksa edes seistä.

Helle, saa ihmiset epävireeseen.
Helle päiväkausia jatkuva.
Helle.

Pakkanen. Siitä suomalaiset tykkää.
Pakkanen. Kuljetaan nenät huurussa.
Pakkanen.

On työnteko huipussaan kun mittari on pohjassa ja paidat on hiessä kun ikkunat on huurussa.

Pakkanen. Siitä suomalaiset tykkää.
Pakkanen. Kuljetaan nenät huurussa.
Pakkanen.

Pakkanen. Voi kun pian tulis pakkanen. Voi kun pian tulis pakkanen. Voi kun pian tulis pakkanen.


Papu Ja Pojat! Tiukkuutta.

#428 kirjoitettu 28.07.2010 22:52 Muok:28.07.2010 22:52

HAIL SATANUS
HAIL BELSEBUB
HAIL SAVIOUR
BLACK

when you come
we are waiting you
you bless darkness
we are waiting for you


chistians will be killed
by you my master
you show no mercy
i hope you kill them slowly


armageddon day
my dream day
christian nightmare
everybody will be killed

christians will burn in hell
you torture them
forever
over one hunderds years


HAIL SATANUS
HAIL BELSEBUB
HAIL SAVIOUR
BLACK

#429 kirjoitettu 29.07.2010 00:59 Muok:29.07.2010 01:11

All attached to one plan
Everyone alone
Fighting for one will
And not against it

Leave the living to what's alive
If one will fall, another one will grow
It's hard to do what's right without being deceased

Our lives are on the line but we must give it a try, don't we?

We're waiting 'til the lights go out
Waiting for the darkness to arrive
We're all gonna die
And we've gathered here to testify
The future generations will be fine
They'll be alright

Lose the things you've learned
Keep the ones you know
The world cannot be turned by going the other way
And the problems are repeated but not solved
One mistake is more
And repentance doesn't help when you're at war
Defend the crown that shines

[Stanley Yodeling - Repeat/Repent]

#430 kirjoitettu 31.07.2010 00:36

Lean against the stove
Leave it glowing in the dark
Push my hand to the coil
It is burnt now
Forever
Cherry blossoms fall
And for a minute there
I have the will to live
But then the cuckoo cries
Hey hey hey hey
You constantly aspire
To the be the first your pierce
Your dagger into fondness
It will hurt now
Forever
Cherry blossoms fall
And for a twinkle there
I have the will to live
But then gomorrah calls
"caterpillar girl
Here you are"
Cherry blossoms melt
And for a weekend there
I have the will to go on
But then it fades to
Pink
Pink
Pink
Pink
Pink
Pink
Pink

#431 kirjoitettu 31.07.2010 02:54

Mariah Carey - I know a song

I know a song that will get on your nerves,
get on your nerves, get on your nerves

I know a song that will get on your nerves,
get on your nerves, get get get on your nerves

I know a song that'll get on your nerves,
get on your nerves, get on your nerves

I, I know a song that will get on your nerves,
get on your nerves, get get, get, get, get on your nerves

I know a song that will get on your nerves,
get, get, get on your nerves

(whisper: get on your nerves)

#432 kirjoitettu 01.08.2010 09:54

Peysface kirjoitti:
HAIL SATANUS
HAIL BELSEBUB
HAIL SAVIOUR
BLACK

when you come
we are waiting you
you bless darkness
we are waiting for you


chistians will be killed
by you my master
you show no mercy
i hope you kill them slowly


armageddon day
my dream day
christian nightmare
everybody will be killed

christians will burn in hell
you torture them
forever
over one hunderds years


HAIL SATANUS
HAIL BELSEBUB
HAIL SAVIOUR
BLACK

#433 kirjoitettu 04.08.2010 02:06

Olemassaolosi
on havaintoni tulos.
Käännettyäni katseen
muutut tyhjäksi.
Luoti päähän
ja et ole koskaan ollut.
Joko vihdoin ymmärsit?
Olet minulle harhaa.

#434 kirjoitettu 04.08.2010 16:01

saKri kirjoitti:
You suffer, but why?


Vitun tiukka kipale!

#435 kirjoitettu 05.08.2010 10:34

Kauan sitten matkaan lähti, vaihtui vuodet kerrallaan
Ain' vastatuuleen käynyt on, ei äitikään voi tunnistaa

Se kiiltää ja viiltää, iskut kylmän viikatteen
Etsi nyt ei hautapaikkaa, muttei jaksa huomiseen

Katsos kauas kaukaisuuteen, ei siinnä taivaanrantaa
Ilman hyytää pakkanen, polku ohjaa harhaan
Viimein maahan kyyristyy, ei talven selkä taittunut
Henkäyksen viimeiseen, ei kevät koittanut

Paikkaansa hän aina etsii, löytää sitä ei kai voi
Kulkee pitkin syrjäteitä, muttei silti vaikeroi

Se nostaa ja nostaa, myrskyn virheen viimeisen
Edestään ei koskaan löydä rauhaa niityn kultaisen

#436 kirjoitettu 05.08.2010 10:47

"Festivaalin portilla
pyrki housuun tortilla
Poliisi nappasi Anssin
ja tonki sen repun
tähysti pepun
ja joivat sen pomeranssin..."

#437 kirjoitettu 09.08.2010 23:32

Periaatteessa Pertti meni kauppaan
Osti sieltä dildon ja tunki sen omaan persereikään
Pertillä oli hauskaa (hauskaa)
vähän aikaa

Dildon kanssa Pertti meni äitinsä luokse
Tunki sen äitinsä perseeseen
Myös äiti sai hoo ii veen

Pertti ei tiennyt, että Pertillä oli hoo ii vee
Pertti oli tyrmistynyt, koska äiti sai lapsen

Äitis nussi iskääs
Ja isä sai AIDS:in myös
Ja sitäkautta selviskin,että koko perheellä on AIDSi

AIDSi perheellä
Oli mukavaa
Loppuelämänsä nussivat keskenään
Mutta ei se haittaa, koska AIDSi ei tartu dildon mukana

Eli perhe voi nussia toisiaan, rauhassa

Selvitin tätä aika kauan. Appreciate my work.

#438 kirjoitettu 12.08.2010 10:08

Veri on vettä sakeampaa, vettä makeampaa
Ja sil ei oo matafakin kettää, joka veljensä pettää

#439 kirjoitettu 12.08.2010 10:10

Fitz kirjoitti:
Periaatteessa Pertti meni kauppaan
Osti sieltä dildon ja tunki sen omaan persereikään
Pertillä oli hauskaa (hauskaa)
vähän aikaa

Dildon kanssa Pertti meni äitinsä luokse
Tunki sen äitinsä perseeseen
Myös äiti sai hoo ii veen

Pertti ei tiennyt, että Pertillä oli hoo ii vee
Pertti oli tyrmistynyt, koska äiti sai lapsen

Äitis nussi iskääs
Ja isä sai AIDS:in myös
Ja sitäkautta selviskin,että koko perheellä on AIDSi

AIDSi perheellä
Oli mukavaa
Loppuelämänsä nussivat keskenään
Mutta ei se haittaa, koska AIDSi ei tartu dildon mukana

Eli perhe voi nussia toisiaan, rauhassa

Selvitin tätä aika kauan. Appreciate my work.

Melkosta.

#440 kirjoitettu 12.08.2010 10:57

Weird Al Yankovic - Trapped in the Drive-Thru:

Seven O'clock in the evening
Watchin somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the room and sees me

She says "Is this 'Behind the Music'
With Lynard Skynard?"
And I say "I don't know.
Say, it's gettin' late...what you wanna do for dinner?

She says "I kinda had a big lunch.
So I'm not super hungry."
I said "Well you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either
But I could eat."

She said "So what do you have in mind?"
I said "I don't know what about you?"
She said "I don't care, if you're hungry, let's eat."
I said "That's what we're gonna do!"

"But first you gotta tell me
What it is you're hungry for!"
And she says "Let me think...
...What's left in our refrigerator?"

I said "Well, there's tuna, I know."
She said "That went bad a week ago!"
I said "Is the chili OK?"
She said "You finished that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said
"I don't know, do you want to get something delivered?"
She's like "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't even like liver!"

I'm like "No, I said 'delivered'."
She's like "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like "I should know what I said..."
She's like "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well I was gonna say something
But my cell phone started to ring
Now who could be callin' me?
Well I checked my caller ID

It was just cousin Larry
Callin' for the third time today...
My wife said "Let it go to voicemail."
I said, "OK."

"Where were we? Oh, Dinner, Right
So what d'ya want to do?"
She said "Why don't you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah," I said, "Why don't you?"

And then she said "Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says "No"
She says "Yes"
I says "No"
She says "Yes"
I says "No"
She says "Yes...
...Oh, here's your keys"

I step a little bit closer
Say "OK, where ya want to go?"
She says "How about The Ivy?"
I said "Yeah, well I don't know..."

I don't feel like gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive food
She's says "Olive Garden?"
I say "Nah, I'm not in the mood...

...And Burrito King would make me gassy
There's no doubt"
She says "Just forget about it"
I said "No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!"

Then I get an idea
I says "I know what we'll do!"
She says "What?"
I say "Guess"
She says "What?"
I say "We're goin' to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front door
Open the garage door
Then I open the car doors
And we get in those car doors

Put my key in the ignition
And then I turn it sideways
Then we fasten our seat belts
As we pull out the driveway

Then we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the drive-thru
We're approaching the drive-thru
Getting close to the drive-thru!

Almost there at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the drive thru
Here in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the drive-thru?

Well here we are
In the drive-thru line, me and her.
Cars in front of us, cars in back of us.
All just waiting to order

There's some idiot in a Volvo
With his brights on behind me
I lean out the window and scream
"Hey, What you trying to do, blind me?"

My wife says "Maybe we should park...
...We could just go eat inside."
I said "I'm wearin' bunny slippers
So I ain't leavin' this ride..."

Now a woman on a speaker box
Is sayin' "Can I take your order, please?"
I said "Yes indeed, you certainly can
We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese."

Then my wife says
"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
Instead, this time"

I said "You always get a cheeseburger!"
She says "That's not what I'm hungry for."
I put my head in my hands and screamed,
"I don't know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker says
"I don't have all day!"
I said "Then, take our order,
And we'll be on our way!

I wanna get a chicken sandwich
And I want a cheeseburger, too
She's like "You want onions on that?"
I'm like "Yeah, I already said that I do...

...Plus we need curly fries
And don't you dare forget it!
And two medium root beers
No, just one, we'll split it."

Then I said "I'm guessin' that
You're probably not too bright...
So read me back my order
Let's make sure you got it right."

She says "One, you want a chicken sandwich.
Two, you want a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries, and a large root beer"
"Stop, don't go no further!"

"I never ordered a large rootbeer
I said medium, not large!"
Then she says "We're havin' a special,
I supersized you at no charge."

"Oh." And that's all
I could say, was "Oh."
And she says "Now there is somethin' else
That I really think you should know.

You can have unlimited refills
For just a quarter more..."
I say "Great, except we're in the drive thru...
So what would I want that for?"

Then she says "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar...hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like "No, that ain't Paul,
Now tell me, who's this Paul?

She says "Oh, he's just some guy
Who goes to school with me.
I sat behind him last year
And I copied off him in Geometry.

I said "I know a guy named Paul.
He used to be my plumber
He was prematurely bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer.

He also had bladder problems
And a really bad infection on his toe."
And she said "Mister, please, you can stop right there,
That's way more than I needed to know!"

And then we both were quiet
And things got real intense
Then she says "Next window please,
That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents."

So we inched ahead in line
Movin' painfully slow
I got a little bored
So I turned on the radio...

[Song plays]

[Click] Turned it off
Because my wife was getting a headache
So we both just sat there quietly
For her sake.

Then I looked at her
And she looked back at me
And I said "Um,
I think you have somethin' in your teeth."

She turned away from me
And then turned back and said "Did I get it?"
I said "Yeah. Well, I mean, most of it...
But hey, ya know, don't sweat it."

Then she said "How about now?"
I said "Yeah, almost.
There's still a little bit there
But don't worry, it's probably just a piece of toast."

Now we're at the pay window
Or whatever you call it
Put my hand in my pocket
I can't believe there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's like,
"Well, well that'll be five eighty two."
I turn around to my wife, and say
"How much have you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and says
"I'll pay for this, I guess."
So she reaches into her purse
And busts out the American Express

I hand it to the lady
And she says "Oh, dear.
It's gotta be cash only
We don't take credit cards here."

I took back the card and said
"Gee, really? Well that sucks."
And that's when I found out
My wife was only carryin' three bucks.

I said "I thought you were
Going to hit the ATM today"
She says "I never got around to it
So where's your wallet anyway?

And I said "Nevermind,
Just help me to find some change..."
Now the lady at the window
Is lookin at me kinda strange...

And she says "Mister, please,
We gotta move this line along"
I said "Now hold your stinkin' horses lady,
We won't be long."

We looked around inside the glove-box
And check the mat beneath my feet
I found a nickel in the ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between he seats

Before long I had a little pile
Of coins of every sort
The lady counts it up and says
"You're still about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this weird look
Frozen on her face
She screams, "you know
I wasn't even really hungry in the first place"

And so I turned around
To the cashier again
I shrugged and said "OK
Forget the chicken sandwich then"

So I pick up my change
Pick up my receipt
And I drive to the pickup window
Man, I just can't wait to eat

And now we see this acne ridden
Kid about sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag that says
"Hello, my name is Eugene."

And he hands me a paper bag
I look him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey, Eugene,
Can I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he looks at me
And I look at him
And he looks at me
And I look at him

And he looks at me
And I look at him
And he says "I'm sorry
What did you want again?"

I say "Ketchup!"
And he says "Oh yeah, that's right...
...I just spaced out there for a second
I'm really kind of burnt tonight."

And then he hands me the ketchup
And now we're finally drivin' away
And the food is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating bouquet

I'm starvin' to death
By the time we pull up at the traffic light
I say "Baby, gimme that burger,
I just gotta have a bite!"

So she reaches in the bag
And pulls out the burger
And she hands me the burger
And I pick up the burger

And then I unwrap the paper
I bite into those buns
And I just can't believe it
They forgot the onions!