Good God! I can see my house up here!

Yeah sure. If you would just keep your distance to the edge. You might fall down. (You dumbass...)

Maaaan this place is awesome! Everything below us is sooo tiny, they look like ants!

*Sigh* remind me later that I won't take you to the Statue Of Liberty next time you're drunk.

Oh com' on! I'm not drunk! Atleast not yet. I can drink four bottles of gin and not get drunk!

Oh I'm sure about that mate, you have drank almost five bottles.

Wha? That much already? I remember only drinking two...

Mayby because you threw the other three down to the ocean.

Guess your right, or then I have drank only two, and the three were just water or somethin'

Well it smelled like liqour to me. And besides, who would sell water in a gin bottle?

Some smartass, who think he is cleverer than us. Hah, cleverer... Is that even a word?

No I don't think so.

Damn, I'm so messed up that I start making my own words. Mayby I shouldn't drink anymore.
Nah, what the heck, one bottle and then I'm out.

You can say "I'm out" literally.

*Opens up a bottle of gin and takes a heap* Hey, I feel a little woozie...

Yeah, I can see that. Here, let me help you out a little. *Wraps his hand around the mans back and helps him up*

Your a good guy mate...

Yeah you too.

No no, I really mean it. I respect you dude, your like the most bestest friend I have ever had.

You are starting to make new words again, but thanks anyway for the compliment.

If I would have a handfull of money, I would give it to you. Because your such a cool friend.

Thanks again, but you better sleep now.

Your the best man... Your the best... *Passes out while leaning to the other mans shoulder*

Heh, the good sides of helping a drunk man. You get pretty many compliments.