I am Balrog - I will kick your ass

Our heroes were marching to the dragon's lair
But Araporn and Günther had a fair
While Gandalf was shagging with a hedgehog
Encountered with their rival, Balrog

CHORUS:
I am Balrog - I will kick your ass
I am Gandalf - Thou shall not pass
I am Balrog - I will pass
I am Günther - I will fuck your ass

Sarumanne was a great wizard
Turned Günther to a lizard
Now Araporn is sad. He lost his lover
But Gandalf is happy, taking a shower

CHORUS:
I am Balrog - I will kick your ass
I am Gandalf - Thou shall not pass
I am Balrog - I will pass
I am Günther - I will fuck your ass

SOLO

I am Balrog - I will kick your ass
I am Balrog - I will kick your ass