Chapter III - Evil In It's Deed

Narrator:
In his deserted castle, the evil Lord Affleck is planning his cunning plans.
He plans to burn down the nearby sacred and holy forest.
Why is it sacred, no-one knows, sacred nevertheless.
He has been planning this evil deed for all eternity and now the time has finally come.
He has already ordered his evil twin George W. Bush to burn down gazillion old tires
to cause a massive hole in the ozone layer and therefore causing massive global warming.

He wanders in the long corridors of his black castle, making the final plans for his masterplan.

Lord Affleck:
Burn down the forest.

Minion: Yes, master!

Lord Affleck:
Kill all the deers and all the bunnyrabbits,
but leave the giant bunnyrabbits alone.
He is mine. All mine. Hahaaahahaaaha!

Minnion:
Hihihihihhhiiiiii

Lord Affleck:
Silence fools! This is not a laughing matter.

Minion:
Yes, Master! Yes.

Narrator:
So Ben Affleck and his really evil minions started their way, all down to the sacred forest.