I enter the heated room and sit down on my wooden throne.

I stare at the kiuas in front of me. Kiuas made out of human remains, my own perverse creation. Today I will fulfill my grand desire.

I reach for the rusty Mora knife that has been laying on the floor for quite some time now. With ecstatic joy I start peeling off my flesh and cooking it in these fumes that I hold so dear. I take a bite out of my own cured ham, often referred to as "palvikinkku" in their ancient tongue.

The temperature in the sauna rises and I feel diarrhea starting to gush out of my ass. In orgasmic bliss I scoop up my own shit and throw it onto the kiuas stones.

The rising temperature mixed with the smell of seared flesh and shit makes me vomit and lures a curious creature into this trap that I unknowingly have laid. They call it a "sauna elf". I swiftly catch the gnome-like being, cut off its head, and use the remaining hole for my satisfaction, filling the insides with bloody cum. With pleasure I groan and toss the headless body into the "lœly".

I pick up the wooden ladle and stick it up my rectum. Tears of joy fill my eyes as the temperature keeps rising. I feel my skin starting to melt, my eyes turn into liquid, and my whole body becomes one with my wooden throne.

I am become bastu!