Thunder and lightning in the server room
The engineer now declares the doom
For all who don't obey the lusers' call

Backups be taken every week
Boot the NT 'cos of memory leak
Once in a week it will fall

Chorus:
Three hundred days of the BOFH
Fire and brimstone
Three hundred days of the BOFH
Once again facing the army of lusers alone

When the servers have crashed hard
The BOFHs will never get far
The leash of new age on their belts

After three hundred days of hell
One of the BOFHs must bid farewell
Glorifying the pain he has felt

Chorus

When the packets flow
And the green lights glow
You won't know they exist
But once again shit comes down
Like a divine fist

Thunder and lightning in the server room
The engineer now declares the doom
For all who don't obey the lusers' call

Chorus