Jingle fucking bells
Jingle fucking bells
Santa where the fuck are you?

Where the fuck are you
You red coated cocksucker?!

Jingle bells
Jingle bells
Jingle bells
Jingle bells

Hey there Santa!
(Sexy reindeer rider)
Ho-ho-ho
(Ho-ho-ho-ho)
Hopefully you can fly tonight
You can land on my roof so I will get the proof
That you can steer your sleigh
(Jingle bells, jingle bells)
(Jingle bells, jingle bells)

'Cause I won't get shit if you will die
Crash and burn
(Crash and burn)

I'm gonna rape your motherfucking reindeers!