I was going to a punk show in Savonlinna
Waiting outside of The Rocks
When I was circled and pushed around
By a large gang of jocks
That was the last time that they'd beat me up
Next time I'm gonna fight back
Cause I just injected a shit ton of steroids
And I'm about to get jacked
But something went wrong and it never worked right
It all went straight to my dick
My arms and my legs are still skinny as fuck
But my cock is 5 feet long and 2 feet fucking thick
Huge Cock Mutant, there's a party in my pants
Huge Cock Mutant, but it's impossible to dance
When it gets hard it can break through a wall
When it's soft it bounces off my shoes
And that's when the lightbulb went over my head
I know what I am gonna do
I'm gonna go to Hollywood and be the biggest porn star that ever lived.
Yeah!
Drowning in riches to fuck hot bitches
Now all I do is get laid everyday
Got a mansion in Californi-I-A
But one thing that sits in the back of my mind
Are the jocks that were beating me up all the time
Back to The Rocks!
Hey assholes! Remember me?
Off with the belt, down with the pants
They stood there staring as if in a trance
My dick stared them down like it was a snake
Had chosen the first one to bring on the pain
Left, right, uppercut
My pecker can throw a mean left hook
2 down, 3 to go
These bullies seem weak when the odds even out
Once it starts swinging it will never miss you
It's like an anaconda with a black belt in ju-jitsu
When I defeated them I started yelling,
"This is what will happen to you!
If you ever bully anyone else
I'll prowl the streets till I find you."
Yeah!
Now I wear goggles and a cape
And every bully fears my name
Like Batman with a boner
But even cooler
Huge Cock Mutant