A great man once said
"I'm the greatest man alive.
God's gift to women and men alike.
Everyone else is ugly compared to me."
The great man who once said that
Was fucking me!
Everyone I've ever met
Jerked off to me once I bet
Guys and girls
Cats and dogs
All wanna piece of my sweet ass
Gold watch
Great smile
So hot it should be a crime
Huge pecks
Huge cock
And abs like fucking rocks
Balls shaved
And I look fucking great
No one will ever match my handsome face
Perfect ass
Pinky ring
I find I'm asking myself what good is this world
When I can't even find someone awesome like me?
Cause I'm perfect you see
There is no one greater
Anything you can do, I can do better
That's when the terror takes hold of me
Thinking that I'll die alone
Cause it seems that people only wanna be me
Or fuck me, or envy my cheekbones
Perfect hair
Perfect clothes
Popped up collar
Powdered nose
Is it weird to have a boner
When I look in the mirror?
It doesn't mean that I am gay
When all I do is masturbate
While I'm thinking of myself
I don't need no one else
Cause I'm that awesome
Some people call me narcissistic
They just wanna suck my dick
Some people call me narcissist
They're just fucking jealous