Hey! There's not much time
Your place or mine?
The t.v. screams the end is near
I've got some rubbers and shit tons of beer
Don't you wanna go out with a fucking bang?
A meteor is headed our way
I know a few games we can play
I've got handcuffs and ice cubes, a chocolate cake and lots of lube
So what do you think?
We'll get naked, fuck and drink
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
You're a woman, I'm a man
Let's get our rocks off while we can
We're all gonna die real soon
Let's smash our pissers till they go boom
Would I sound a little crass when I say I wanna blow my fucking load over your ass?
Uhhhhooooo......here it comes!!
Uhh!! Ohh!! Fuck!! Yes!! Fuck!! Yeah!!! Ohhhhhhh!!!!!
That was really nice
In seven minutes I went twice
I'd try to get you off but I am fucking spent
I think there's a vibrator over there
Finish yourself off if you want, I'm gonna take a nap
I never thought I'd see the day
Where it would be this easy to get laid
Yeah!
Don't panic
The meteor is not real
I was kidding
Don't panic