DAVID HASSELHOFF

HE'S WALKING DOWN THE STREET, WITH THE RAY-BANS ON
HE HAS A CURLY HAIR AND REPUTATION GONE
HE'S GETTING ALL THE GIRLS WITH HIS JUMPING CAR
HE IS A KNIGHT RIDER DAVID HASSELHOFF

DON'T TAKE YOURSELF SO SERIOUSLY
DON'T TAKE YOURSELF SO SERIOUSLY

COME ON EVERYBODY
JUST RELAX AND FOLLOW ME
EVERYBODY LIMBO DANCE
SHAKE YOUR BODY AND YOUR ASS

TONIGHT THERE IS NO SHAME AT ALL
LIKE SINGING ON THE BERLIN WALL
AND WHEN YOU WANT TO DRINK A BEER
YOU CAN CALL: KITT, COME OVER HERE!

HE'S WALKING DOWN THE BEACH, WITH THE RAY-BANS ON
HE HAS A CURLY HAIR AND REPUTATION GONE
HE'S LOOKING ALL THE GIRLS FROM THE BAYWATCH TOWER
HE IS A LIFE SAVER DAVID HASSELHOFF

DON'T TAKE YOURSELF SO SERIOUSLY
DON'T TAKE YOURSELF SO SERIOUSLY

RUNNING ON A SLOW MOTION
KISSING PAMELA ANDERSON
THEN YOU SEE A DROWNING CASE
SWIM TO HER LIKE ASS IN MAZE

CARRY WOMAN FROM THE SEA
THROW HER DOWN LIKE BAG OF BEANS
THEN YOU START THE CPR
…... …........

BLOW, BLOW, PUSH SOME TITS, PUSH SOME TITS
BLOW, BLOW, PUSH SOME TITS, PUSH SOME TITS
OH, THE VICTIM WAKED UP
ALL RIGHT, SHE IS SAVED, LET'S CONTINUE

DON'T TAKE YOURSELF SO SERIOUSLY
AND LIFE WILL GIVE YOU SO MUCH MORE
DON'T TAKE YOURSELF SO SERIOUSLY
AND LIVE LIKE DAVID HASSELHOFF

EVERYBODY ON THE FLOOR
EATING BURGERS TOTAL DRUNK
LIKE BABOON IN THE ZOO
ALL THE PEOPLE LAUGH AT YOU

EVEN SPITE OF ALL OF THIS
THE MAN KEEPS SCORING ALL THE CHICKS
SO WHAT CAN WE LEARN FROM THIS
DON'T TAKE YOURSELF SERIOUSLY