Time to write another lame song
But our inspiration isn't strong
So get some nicotine
A good dose of caffeine
And we're on a roll once again

Situation normal: all f*cked up
We're heading for the inevitable breakup
Oh but wait a minute here
Cause we are not quite done I fear

Chorus:
Washed up old farts
Aiming for the charts
Somewhere along the way gone astray
Crap for the most part
Still some call this art
This is the worst song since yesterday

Critically acclaimed, well that's bullsh*t
We're just trying to get at least one hit
Oh but since we can't play
We are in dismay all day

repeat chorus

Stupid waste of time (a waste of time)
Write another rhyme (another rhyme)
Make a difference (a difference)
Well not with this nonsense