The Mullet: Fail!


"You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, f*cking beings.
You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian sh*t"

Try to achieve something with your petty life
But your aims were set too high, now you're alone with your old knife

Everything you've touched so far has turned into sh*t
There's no way to deny this fact, you must admit


Chorus:
You fail!
You just can't finish what you've started
You fail!
Your best effort is never good enough
You fail!
You have always been fainthearted
You fail again!

Going nowhere and going fast, the spiral's leading down
You're face is a familiar one, seen it on a sad clown

So now it seems you've found a solution, an escape from this mess
But judging from your track record it will be no success

repeat chorus

You failure!
You looser!
You fail again and again!

"You little scumbag! What's your excuse?
It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass
and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated.
You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.
Piece of sh*t you look like a f*cking worm."