Juicy Saurus: A Paradise on Earth


I been walking these dark streets for years on end
Using my nine millimeter as my messenger to send out a
Warning to all those who wanna fuck with my shit
Or to show their faggot face in my hood as they see fit
I been popping more caps than coca cola inc.
How many exactly? Well what do you think? It's like
Twenty-six billion four hundred fifty-nine
Million seventy-seven thousand two hundred and two
But anyway that's way beside the point and
The point is that I fuckin rule this mothafuckin joint
But still I wonder what all this violence is for
And if this is really all that destiny has in store for me
Sometimes I think that there's no end to all of this
So I go around blaming the world's injustice
But the one true reason why I ever do my shit
Is cuz my parents never took me anywhere as a kid, come on


Mama why did we never go to seaworld
Look at all those mothafuckin dolphins splashing the water swinging Their tails like little sea puppies
Mama why did we never go to disneyland

As the years passed i filled with resentment
Which happens to rhyme with the second amendment
So i started blowing lots of really random shit up
Including cookie jars and bats and the occasional cop
But as far as ideologies go i know i don't give a fuck
I'm only mad i never got to see donald duck
My homies hatin sayin fuck that wack shit
You's a tough-ass nigga not a bitchass kid
But my homies know shit about psychology, you see
Not shaking mickey's hand has left it's mark inside of me
And don't get me started on the dolphins yo,
Those cute mothafuckas make my penis grow
I wanna ride a dolphin in a sexual sense
But also literally cuz it's so fuckin fun and intense, cuz
You feel so fuckin free up on that nigga's back
It's like driving motor vehicles when fucked up on crack


Mama why did we never go to seaworld
Look at all those mothafuckin dolphins splashing the water swinging Their tails like little sea puppies
Mama why did we never go to disneyland
Mama why did we never go to

Seaworld, a paradise on earth
For any kid who likes to see shit go down
Once more i ask you to go
With to me to disneyland to
See mickey and all his friends