I eat PKMs for the day of the apocalypse.
I eat PKMs for the mass-destruction of shit shitters.

But I shit bullets.
I shit them for I am one fucking machine gun.
Dig my shit for it is your only hope.
Dig the shit shitdigger like it is your own.

I am the machine gun eater.
I am the eater of machine guns.
War is my food. Your cry sets the mood.