I set things on fire
I bathe in blood
My shit may be liquid
but my balls were made of steel
I've spanked a thousand monkeys
I had four eyes
I drank myself unconscious
but I've always been the king

Brothers sing with me

Leave the women and let's go to sauna
and then we can spank some ass
Leave all the women behind you
and then we can spank some ass

My cock is euro standard
It may be small
I don't know where to put it
but it's always standing tall
The world was on fire
when I was born
I smoke like a baby
But I have a lot of porn

There is a legendary tale
of one man with one desire
To conquer all the lands
and to crush the self-esteem of all men
by saying these three words
leave the women

Leave the women and let's go to sauna
and then we can spank some ass
Leave all the women behind you
and then we can spank some ass