Castle was cursed by evil storm
Lightning grant wizard evil power
Now wizard enslave world

HAHAHAHAHHAHAA!

Skeleton rise grave
Wizard give unholy power of life
Armies of undead
kill the goodhearted
farmers and villagers of southwest
Sexual skeleton master of death
desecrate villager corpse
Villager turn to zombie
Wizard zap silly village mayor
with lightning bolt of DOOM
Villager suffer from wrath of wizard

Village lie in ruin
Undead forces storm teh land of good!
KILL KILL KILL