"Gwen Stefani"
(Lindén)

When we had our first big gig
There was a guy who said your major problem is this
He had a CD in his hand
And it was a pretty famous band

Everybody’s always putting me down
Tho my eyes are blue and hers are brown

CHORUS

I don’t wanna be another Gwen Stefani
In fact I don’t even look like her
I don’t wanna be another Gwen Stefani
You see I’ve got real blonde hair


Since we started with this band
I’ve always had this ghost hanging above my head
There’s only one thing the same with me and her
We are both just girls in this fucked up world

Everybody’s always putting us down
Tho my eyes are blue and hers are brown

CHORUS

I don’t wanna be another Gwen Stefani
In fact I don’t even look like her
I don’t wanna be another Gwen Stefani
You see I’ve got real blonde hair


You see, I never did go out with Tony
But one day, my ass will be bony
I hope, at leats when I’m dead and buried
Under the ground


CHORUS

I don’t wanna be another Gwen Stefani
In fact I don’t even look like her
I don’t wanna be another Gwen Stefani
You see I’ve got real blonde hair

-THE END CHORUS-

I don’t wanna be Gwen Stefani
But sure I could use the cash
I don’t wanna be Gwen Stefani
But but I would like her ass