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The Oxford University has always been the quintessential beacon of academia and sophistication. It has been a great honor to teach here for many a year and contribute to the continuous growth of mankind's understanding of the nature of reality.
One evening after my lecture, I came across an outdoor urban dweller who seemed disenchanted and uninspired, much to my dismay. "Excuse me, fine sir. What seems to puzzle your mind?", I asked. The man seemed to ponder for a minute but then told me about his struggles with weight gain, and how in his own words he was "fat."
His peasant-like talk made me immediately correct him by telling him to use the term "metabolic overachiever" instead. I then offered the troubled sir my help and unsheathe my academic sword in a neutral and unthreatening manner.
With a clean and perfectly coordinated strike I removed the person's (whose pronouns I had rather vulgarly assumed to be he/him) leg. It seemed to dishearten him (again, only assuming their pronouns), so I swiftly pulled out my genitalia and proceeded to ask the person's consent to insert it into the entrance I had just created.
After a moment, I thanked the person for consenting, as one's silence can be taken as a yes. I thrust myself inside the fresh entrance with a groan that was just the right pitch and volume, making sure that I was not coming off as aggressive or vulgar in any way.
With a polite gesture I grabbed the person's hips and began to move my own. I raised my blade again and cut off one of the dweller's ears and then one of his arms. I then asked what their pronouns were as I ejaculated all over the severed leg.
Apparently, judging from their verbal answer, they only had a singular pronoun, which was "AAARGH!" I then collected the semen-covered leg and showed it up my rectum whilst consuming the ear and using the arm to slap my testicles. The person seemed confused by this, so I proceeded to consume them as well.
Just another day on campus.
One evening after my lecture, I came across an outdoor urban dweller who seemed disenchanted and uninspired, much to my dismay. "Excuse me, fine sir. What seems to puzzle your mind?", I asked. The man seemed to ponder for a minute but then told me about his struggles with weight gain, and how in his own words he was "fat."
His peasant-like talk made me immediately correct him by telling him to use the term "metabolic overachiever" instead. I then offered the troubled sir my help and unsheathe my academic sword in a neutral and unthreatening manner.
With a clean and perfectly coordinated strike I removed the person's (whose pronouns I had rather vulgarly assumed to be he/him) leg. It seemed to dishearten him (again, only assuming their pronouns), so I swiftly pulled out my genitalia and proceeded to ask the person's consent to insert it into the entrance I had just created.
After a moment, I thanked the person for consenting, as one's silence can be taken as a yes. I thrust myself inside the fresh entrance with a groan that was just the right pitch and volume, making sure that I was not coming off as aggressive or vulgar in any way.
With a polite gesture I grabbed the person's hips and began to move my own. I raised my blade again and cut off one of the dweller's ears and then one of his arms. I then asked what their pronouns were as I ejaculated all over the severed leg.
Apparently, judging from their verbal answer, they only had a singular pronoun, which was "AAARGH!" I then collected the semen-covered leg and showed it up my rectum whilst consuming the ear and using the arm to slap my testicles. The person seemed confused by this, so I proceeded to consume them as well.
Just another day on campus.
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