Addicted to Laxxxative

Well, we have zis confession to make!:: we wantz to like totally warn u about dangerz of durschfall, '''cos iz like totally uncomfortable when u have it in outer space, when u have to totally poope and it floatz to ur helmet and u get massive bonerr and mostly makes u vomitt. so itz like u can't see a shit expect u can, way too well.