Dancing on the disco floor, girls they want me more and more (no we don't!)

I want to feel that thing tight, introduce the mister Hardons bite. (but not tonight, not tonight!)

Oh, let me show what he can, if you'll give him a chance

He'll do it all for you....

Pardon-don-don seems I've lost mister Hardon-don (I miss him so)

Ho-ho-hold on, hold on! until I find where he's gone, gone, where he is go-ne!

Wine was too strong! oooo-oo-ooh! Night was too cold! oo-oo-ooh...

Pardon-don-don seems I've lost mister Hardon-don (I miss him so)

Ho-ho-hold on, hold on! until I find where he's gone, gone, where he is go-ne!

oo-oo.....

Oh I used to have a working dick, no it hangsover like Nolte Nick,

maybe I'm just a has been, just like that Charlie Sheen,

replaced by that young Kutcher, don't really like that show anymore,

I just want to touch her, not that triptease would give me any ease...

Oh I used to watch Madonna with a huge hardonna, now even Gaga, can't get it Abba.

And Katy Perry, won't give me worry, she can kiss a girls rear for all I care...


oooo why can't I, find mister Hardon, soon going mad like mister Gibson,

I wanna be like Bill Clinton, soon giving up like that Dillon.

Really don't wanna know what love is, just want to be hard like Chuck Norris....


Oh let me show what he can... (jne ketrosäe uudestaan)

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