In todays entry to my diary I'm going to educate you with a lesson in english. Today we are practising the alphabets. Please Follow closely.

A for apple pie, a pie with apples. Yammie Yammie!
B for bank, a place where criminals go to rob and old people go to get robbed.
C for cockpit, a pit with lots of cocks in it.
D is for Diamond not for Drakes. As Mike D from Beastie Boys puts it.
E for pretty expensive, life is. Though it shouldn't be.
F for f*ck, that's all there is to it.
G for grass, it's ment to be chopped not burned.

That was the first part of learning alphabets. Please join us next week when we go throw H, I, J, K, L, M and N. Bye bye!