Well thank you mister I’ll have one if you buy
I’m drinking brandy its fowl so I don’t know why
have a seat if you want I won’t be good company
I’m just an old soul washing down my memories

What am I doing here? Well not watching the stars
I’m getting drunk my friend isn’t that what people do in bars
You might get lucky don’t worry about the ring
I don’t really know why I’m still wearing this old thing

I have left my husband, my house and kids as well
now there’s a story far too long for me to tell
I know I aint pretty and no longer young
but I can still be witty and have a bit of fun

So your wife was lying and cheated you once again
you didn’t get a promotion so no raise and priest canceled amen
well tonight my new friend I plan on drowning my sorrow
I wanna get wasted and not think about tomorrow

Nothing wrong with my house my kids were really sweet
nothing wrong with my spouse and the house was always neat
so what is my excuse for leaving them behind
no fights, no abuse, only me that wasn’t right