it's a porcelain oar
razor rash 'n sore
two balls 'n more
like seen on screen but the steak's still raw

you streamline
wax the box 'n pimp the ride
and there's nothing new
to the good old fur canoe

like a seal on ice, always in thick fur
every season twice and around the world
a breath of fresh air and feeling smooth
the inuits slide in the fur canoe

the inuits slide in the fur canoe
the inuits slide in the fur canoe

on a cold winter's day
it's nice to have your way
on the fur but my loss
is the fact that i didn't wanna floss