<B>LEMON PARTY</B>
<I>(Compiled by Levitra Viagra of BillG Unit):</I>
K-pain:
Leech Axss, dropping off lamers
Microsoft Mary, doing no favors
Your boy K-pain popping lifesavers
Kfied on the beat and flavors
Verse1 (Leech Axss):
I brought the sex to Segway, triple X to Unix
multiple climaxes to household electronics
federal agents tryna keep me from mercedes benzing
reason being that still keep on drrennnching
sweat outta pores of the firewalls and high scores
that I'm keeping of the kicked-in balls of yall all
more manly moustache than Jamie Hyneman
I gotta nix packet from Nerdie Hineyman
so U call yourself a sekurity expert, eh
I put some files in your box, then I peddled away
I gotto say, a many lamers got happy that day
when they saw U looking pretty in the lingerie
I stumble on U and hax your shit to pieces,
while you keep on playin with Richard Stallman's feces
U hate Billy G, Ur officially my foe
and therefore, I'll park my Segway on your toe
Chorus (K pain):
All you motherfuckers are out of touch,
even Keith Richards has a damn digital watch
and I know...
x2
Verse 2 (Leech Axss):
had a date and we feasted on a Penguin steak
Terabyte was her name and the port eleight
linux nerd with a souped up Ubuntu,
guess what, I've been in his box, oh you've been too
well, it's not outta character to hax a box
it's not outta character to smack the Tux
feds tryna to catch me, I ain't giving 'em rope
I scoop some alien ass with Hubble Telescope
supa duper computer at the JPL station
calculating trajectory of my ejaculation
so I know where to put my trusty jizzue tissue
can I get netsex, it's not even an issue
damn right, check out my MSN buddies
all the hottest damn chicks, and they rubbing their bodies
oc 768 if you know what I mean
and shoutouts to the interwebz hate machine
Chorus (K-pain):
All you motherfuckers are out of touch,
even Keith Richards has a damn digital watch
and I know...
x2
Bridge (K-pain)
Early in the morning, in your sleepy neighborhood
You with the Lemon Party, and you think it's gonna be all good
x2
Verse 3 (Microsoft Mary)
when it comes to vocab, I'm megabytes ahead,
I can't give head but I can do hummers instead
just put your dick to a speaker, and turn the volume up,
Microsoft Mary, number one for busting nut
and when I see lamers, I pull out my mace,
quicker than Steve Jobs gets himself AIDS
I'm coming out stable, like I was on serial,
steady slow and uploading you fapping material
sex maniac like general Custer,
having hax field trip in your puter cluster
get some tan now please, cuz you look like chalk,
still trying to get chicks talking AppleTalk
Chorus (K-pain):
All you motherfuckers are out of touch,
even Keith Richards has a damn digital watch
and I know...
x2
K-pain:
Everybody knows na-na-na-na-na...