youre lying on a couch and youre watching TV
its summer and its hot over 90 degrees (fahrenheit)
girls are outside and theyre wearing bikini
but youre inside loading porn on your PC

you know its time to go
but you aint gonna do a thing
youre a...

fat bitter bastard
fat bitter bastard
fat bitter bastard
ouch! ...youre a
fat bitter bastard
fat bitter bastard
fat bitter bastard
ouch!

youre lying on a couch and youre watching TV
its summer and its hot over 90 degrees (fahrenheit)
girls are outside and theyre wearing bikini
but youre inside loading porn on your PC

you know its time to go
but you aint gonna do a thing
youre a...

fat bitter bastard
fat bitter bastard
fat bitter bastard
ouch! ...youre a
fat bitter bastard
fat bitter bastard
fat bitter bastard
ouch!
fat bitter bastard
fat bitter bastard
fat bitter bastard
ouch! ...youre a
fat bitter bastard
fat bitter bastard
fat bitter bastard
ouch!
fat bitter bastard
fat bitter bastard
fat bitter bastard
ouch! ...youre a
fat bitter bastard
fat bitter bastard
fat bitter bastard
ouch!