Let me tell you a story about a stormy night
when I stumbled upon a village
of inbred rednecks playing their banjos.
They ate my wife, so I had to crab my

12-gauge and a can of gasoline
god knows how the hell these truckers burn
were gonna have a barbeque tonight
were gonna have a barbeque tonight

Yiihaaa!

12-gauge and a can of gasoline
god knows how the hell these truckers burn
were gonna have a barbeque tonight
were gonna have a barbeque tonight