4. Cooties

damn these lonely "in-bed" nights, I just go out and party tonight because of the burning feelin'
in my crotch yeah, from pickin' up too many chicks in one night, heavy drinkin' will do this to ya.
one had the syfilis, one made it hurt while I piss, one had gonnoreah, one gave me diarrea.
and now my crotch it itches, from getting it on with chickses, I thought only sailors needed rubbers
but now I know better, sex and diseases well they go together, tonight I think I’ll mark my fist...
the visit to the doctor, the gateway of pain, no I don't wanna go thru that again!
The q-tip o' horrors, gives me nightmares. The needles won’t let me sleep.
so, do ya wanna walk like a plumber? do ya wanna walk like a plumber? do ya wanna walk like a plumber?