Edward Penishands

In Count Cockula's castle lived a boy. He was a talidom kid. "Daddy I'm in pain, I have no hands, I have no hands!" He cried to his father. "Let's fix that for you, you cumbucket.. I mean, my son!". Daddy replaced Edward's cumbucketarms with penises. Then Edward started to rape everything he stumbled into. Including his father!