ELFHUNTING

The forest seems calm
But something is wrong
No birds are heard
Just the whispering wind

But there is movement in the forest
Creatures hiding in the shadows
Lightly dressed elvenfolk
Who are they hiding from?

A band of orcs and men
Have gathered together
Their swords are sharp and ready
The elfhunt has begun

Their weapons are strong
Their armour is hard
They're out to hunt
The elven scum

The elves are sneaky bastards
They fire their bows from the trees
But they won't last long
They're already dead

A band of orcs and men
Have gathered together
Their swords are sharp and ready
The elfhunt has begun

A band of orcs and men
Have gathered together
Their swords are sharp and ready
The elfhunt has begun

Now the hunt is over
Thirty-six elves killed
Only two men were lost
And no orcs got harmed

Now the feast shall begun
Elven flesh will be served
The singing will last all night
And the beer keeps flowing

A band of orcs and men
Have gathered together
Their swords are sharp and ready
The elfhunt has begun

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